Get Hard with Cory Everson

Is that Cory's mid section? Wow. Can you imagine the styling that went on with this? Someone had to oil up Cory's abs and note the water trickling down to her navel. This is just too hot. The video itself isn't too stimulating other than some dialogue that can be taken out of context. Well, the positions are a bit naughty.

Exhibit A


Exhibit B


See? Well, if you're a Cory fan, I suggest checking out this workout vid if you can find it. I've never had a four or six pack, so I might as well use these exercises instead of ogling over them.

Emily Evermore and Crissy Cums part 1

Happy New Year.

One of my favorite foot fetish videos involves porn star Emily Evermore. I read recently that Emily got into some trouble and is serving some time. That's rather unfortunate. She had two other clips on the toelicious site, but I preferred seeing her feet get violated by Crissy Cums. It looked as if Emily took a while to warm up to it as the foot worship was completely random and took place at some convention. There's just something hot about the clip. Crissy reminds me of all the "bad rocker" girls I went to high school with who were really cool, but also dabbled in some subtle lesbo flirting with other girls. Emily here looks like a cute beach-friendly surfer girl. So seeing Emily on the receiving end of this treatment was bonerrific. Crissy spends equal time massaging and licking Emily's feet. I love Emily's reaction midway through the video when she mentions to someone off camera that "It feels good in the palm," which Crissy responds with "Does it?" and starts licking in the center of her sole more.


I love the fact that Crissy's nails are at the right length just enough for Emily to feel them sink into her soles and also that Crissy's tongue is pierced adding more texture to run against Emily's feet. I'll probably revisit this at a later entry, but hopefully you folks feel the same way about this video.

Flora from the Real World

This is probably going to be the worst post I've done as far as quality goes. I took some pics from an old VHS seeing as how I don't have the proper technology to take actual frames from a video tape. Explanation aside, I just want to say that I thought Flora from the Real World Miami season was kinda hot. Sure, she definitely played up the whole "bitch" persona, but I let it slide. Anyway, I took these pics from an episode where Flora and Sarah were on the beach. At one point, Sarah mentions to Flora, "The girls are just deflating" in reference to Flora's boobs.


Flora jokingly tells Sarah to shut up and almost immediately after, Sarah decides to poke-tickle Flora:







Sarah gets the reaction she needed, but it isn't enough! So she goes for the legs!

but Flora takes note and swats away.



Much to her chagrin, Flora is not a big fan of being poked.

I guess that single moment counts as a "mainstream tickle." I thought it was kinda hot.

Tory tickling Brittany

If you hadn't figured out yet from a previous post, I'm into feet. Not as much as Quagmire or Quentin, but I dig a nice pair. So if that isn't your thing, you can skip this. Anyway, as usual, when someone uploads a video on youtube with anything that isn't "family friendly," the content gets taken down almost as quickly as it was put up. Someone uploaded a bunch of videos from what appears to be FM Concepts, but I'm not sure. The quality is definitely 1990s-ish and that's always appealing to me. So before the vids were taken down, I managed to cap and make gifs of two videos dealing with two characters, Tory and Brittany.



The video opens up with Tory caressing and massaging Brittany's feet. Tory makes note of how beautiful Brittany's feet are for being "large." They also discuss their height, with Tory being 5'8 and Brittany being 5'11. Brittany mentions that she wishes she had someone to massage her feet all the time despite liking her single status at the moment. Tory plays up to this and talks about how she has no problem coming over, opening a bottle of wine, and massaging feet all night.


After some compliments, Tory asks Brittany if she is ticklish. Brittany tells her that she can't even get a pedicure because she's so ticklish. So Tory ends up doing a test run of Brittany's sensitivity to tickling. Despite promising not to tickle her more, Tory still continues.




Then the scene fades to black and we see a close up of Brittany's feet, and it turns out that she fell asleep during the massaging, which prompted Tory to tie her up. Oh I just love the cheesy yet sexy dialogue and plots of these videos.



After a minute or so of conventional tickling, Tory brings out one of those nail files/dead skin removers(it wasn't made exactly clear what it was).

As Tory is using this tool, Britt mentions that she isn't ticklish anymore. Tory tosses it aside and ends up digging deep to tickle Britt who is back to squirming around. It's probably one of the best moments in the video.




Tory finishes up and leaves Brittany tied up, promising to be back. I'll have the companion caps to the second part in another post.

Rachel Mclish

There's a lack of decent Rachel Mclish videos online in general. Every time someone uploads her mid-1980s ESPN fitness tip segments, the video ends up getting taken down, probably due to some copyright issues. I'm hoping that bikini stretch segment pops up again.


She still has a great body. In fact, there were some photos of her floating around from some public event a few years back and she was still slender. Her and Cory Everson are definitely taking personal fitness very seriously well into their mature ages.


How could you say "No" to that face?!? I like how Rachel had this buff Pat Benatar/Siouxsie thing going on.

Susanna Hoffs in the Allnighter

Susanna is still a babe in 2009, probably even more so than she was in the 1980s. As a kid, I managed to sneak a couple of viewings of a film called The Allnighter. While I don't mind it, let's just the film isn't exactly Criterion material. There is a moment in the film where Susanna dances in her underwear to "Respect." It's too hot.

Here is attempt #1 at trying to take off the frilly skirt:

I love how frustrated she looks.

And here is the successful attempt #2:


Which all lead to this:

Timea and Tonya

Tonya Elliott is hot, but I like Timea Majorova better. There's something about Timea that's just appealing to me. Her tan skin and European looks are selling points. I remember seeing a photo of them posing together in American Curves a few years ago. So after some forum lurking, I came across quite a few photos that were lifted from the fitnessbeauties.com site. What I like about most of the pics is that Tonya seems like she can't keep her hands off Timea.

For example:
The mid section grope:


a similar pose known as the "she's mine" further augmented by Tonya's cold stare which seems to say, "Nope, can't have this.":



The damsel grasping onto the heroic barbarian pose:


"fill in blank"


Oh, and this shouldn't be hot, but it is. I present to you, "the sexy wedgie."


Go find the rest of them at fitnessbeauties.com Lots of fine photos there.