Flora from the Real World

This is probably going to be the worst post I've done as far as quality goes. I took some pics from an old VHS seeing as how I don't have the proper technology to take actual frames from a video tape. Explanation aside, I just want to say that I thought Flora from the Real World Miami season was kinda hot. Sure, she definitely played up the whole "bitch" persona, but I let it slide. Anyway, I took these pics from an episode where Flora and Sarah were on the beach. At one point, Sarah mentions to Flora, "The girls are just deflating" in reference to Flora's boobs.


Flora jokingly tells Sarah to shut up and almost immediately after, Sarah decides to poke-tickle Flora:







Sarah gets the reaction she needed, but it isn't enough! So she goes for the legs!

but Flora takes note and swats away.



Much to her chagrin, Flora is not a big fan of being poked.

I guess that single moment counts as a "mainstream tickle." I thought it was kinda hot.

Tory tickling Brittany

If you hadn't figured out yet from a previous post, I'm into feet. Not as much as Quagmire or Quentin, but I dig a nice pair. So if that isn't your thing, you can skip this. Anyway, as usual, when someone uploads a video on youtube with anything that isn't "family friendly," the content gets taken down almost as quickly as it was put up. Someone uploaded a bunch of videos from what appears to be FM Concepts, but I'm not sure. The quality is definitely 1990s-ish and that's always appealing to me. So before the vids were taken down, I managed to cap and make gifs of two videos dealing with two characters, Tory and Brittany.



The video opens up with Tory caressing and massaging Brittany's feet. Tory makes note of how beautiful Brittany's feet are for being "large." They also discuss their height, with Tory being 5'8 and Brittany being 5'11. Brittany mentions that she wishes she had someone to massage her feet all the time despite liking her single status at the moment. Tory plays up to this and talks about how she has no problem coming over, opening a bottle of wine, and massaging feet all night.


After some compliments, Tory asks Brittany if she is ticklish. Brittany tells her that she can't even get a pedicure because she's so ticklish. So Tory ends up doing a test run of Brittany's sensitivity to tickling. Despite promising not to tickle her more, Tory still continues.




Then the scene fades to black and we see a close up of Brittany's feet, and it turns out that she fell asleep during the massaging, which prompted Tory to tie her up. Oh I just love the cheesy yet sexy dialogue and plots of these videos.



After a minute or so of conventional tickling, Tory brings out one of those nail files/dead skin removers(it wasn't made exactly clear what it was).

As Tory is using this tool, Britt mentions that she isn't ticklish anymore. Tory tosses it aside and ends up digging deep to tickle Britt who is back to squirming around. It's probably one of the best moments in the video.




Tory finishes up and leaves Brittany tied up, promising to be back. I'll have the companion caps to the second part in another post.

Rachel Mclish

There's a lack of decent Rachel Mclish videos online in general. Every time someone uploads her mid-1980s ESPN fitness tip segments, the video ends up getting taken down, probably due to some copyright issues. I'm hoping that bikini stretch segment pops up again.


She still has a great body. In fact, there were some photos of her floating around from some public event a few years back and she was still slender. Her and Cory Everson are definitely taking personal fitness very seriously well into their mature ages.


How could you say "No" to that face?!? I like how Rachel had this buff Pat Benatar/Siouxsie thing going on.

Susanna Hoffs in the Allnighter

Susanna is still a babe in 2009, probably even more so than she was in the 1980s. As a kid, I managed to sneak a couple of viewings of a film called The Allnighter. While I don't mind it, let's just the film isn't exactly Criterion material. There is a moment in the film where Susanna dances in her underwear to "Respect." It's too hot.

Here is attempt #1 at trying to take off the frilly skirt:

I love how frustrated she looks.

And here is the successful attempt #2:


Which all lead to this:

Timea and Tonya

Tonya Elliott is hot, but I like Timea Majorova better. There's something about Timea that's just appealing to me. Her tan skin and European looks are selling points. I remember seeing a photo of them posing together in American Curves a few years ago. So after some forum lurking, I came across quite a few photos that were lifted from the fitnessbeauties.com site. What I like about most of the pics is that Tonya seems like she can't keep her hands off Timea.

For example:
The mid section grope:


a similar pose known as the "she's mine" further augmented by Tonya's cold stare which seems to say, "Nope, can't have this.":



The damsel grasping onto the heroic barbarian pose:


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Oh, and this shouldn't be hot, but it is. I present to you, "the sexy wedgie."


Go find the rest of them at fitnessbeauties.com Lots of fine photos there.

So I gotta come clean

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Kim Peterson, a work in progress

There is almost next to nothing about 1990s fitness personality Kim Peterson or Kimberly Peterson. She took part in fitness competitions and supposedly hosted short segments on ESPN shows about bodybuilding. You know, I really miss the heyday of poofy haired female body builders who didn't go overboard.

Kathy Derry

Fitness Beach will be delved into at a later date, but I'm going to say that Kathy Derry was my favorite one out of the bunch. She used to be on Prime Bodies sporting one of the strangest soccer mom meets 1980s weird-girl hairstyles ever. Yet, she made it look good. It's unfortunate I don't have a cap of that so I can show you what I'm talking about. Her 'do on the cover of one of the Firm videos is the closest I can conjure up:

Not the best pic, but believe me, she looked great on Prime Bodies.

Anyway, if that doesn't suit you well, enjoy these gifs of Kathy Derry making ab workouts look surprisingly sexy.



And now for a cool down.

Terri

This breaks the theme of "90s babes" due to posting an entry regarding a 2002 swimsuit special. However, Terri was very much a part of the 1990s thanks to the WWE Attitude Era. I can't say that I was a big fan of her onscreen roles though. She was mainly a heel and I didn't like the "Pretty Mean Sisters" stable that she was in. She looked great with her Marlena character though. A few years ago, I obtained a copy of WWE Diva swimsuit DVD of Tropical Pleasure. During Terri's segment, there's a stunning scene about thirty seconds in where Terri is posing and a bunch of birds are flying in the background. Also at that very moment, I didn't realize that Terri was packing some biceps, which is always a plus. She looks unbelievably hot during her segment.



There's also a part a woman is rubbing oil on Terri's chest and Terri's teasing the camera in regards to it. Here's a gif of it:

I actually capped this sequence from the DVD but I'll promise that at a later date.